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A Horse

Kellydecides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no prior experience. He mountsthe horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops alongat a steady and rhythmic pace, but Kelly begins to slip from the saddle. In terror,he grabs for the horse's mane, but can't get a firm grip. He tries to throw his armsaround the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horsegallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up hisgrip, Kelly attempts to leap away from the horse and throw him self to safety. Unfortunately,his foot has become entangled in the stirrup; he is now at the mercy of the horse'spounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over. As his headis battered against the ground, he is moments away from unconsciousness when, to hisgreat fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees him and unplugs the horse.

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