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boat drivers license

just passed my boaters card easy tip for test


google with this to assist in answer hunting

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Google just told me to Kayak across the Pacific Ocean

someone at google is funny. I was trying to get directions to Lynwood Washington ratherGoogle thinks WA is western Australia


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Travel around

Too much travel lately! From NJ to to NY to Spokane and Beyond! AND NO SNOW!

here are some interesting photos from my recent travels around the USA


me in times square at 1am


saw this at my hotel, never seen Harley parking only


I didn't understand this one that sticker says $10 Charge for unauthorized removalof cable cover, took at apart and there was nothing inside that was interesting. justa wall drop. I have no idea...


After that it was off to Hawaii, it was a good time I might put a photo album backonline to deal with all the pictures.

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July Yard Work

I posted up some pix of the current backyard status this is before mowing and weed wacking. But you get the idea.

Also some lovely parent just bought my neighbor a drum set, and for some lovely reasonthey keep it on the back deck… sigh.

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first time I have ever made a mess of a simi-truck! sigh… thats costly. youdont want know.


Goodto Go Pass:  $11.07

Windshield: $274.85


Fuelloss for no delivery and sending an extra truck to pick up the trailer: $17.75


Timeloss for 2 paid drivers not able to conduct there routes:  $105.00


Administrativetime involved with truck repair, accident investigation, insurance claim, and correspondencewith you $105.00.


Lossof truck time 1 day $117.00


Allthe hours are based on $35.00 per hour. 


Totalcost for this claim: $630.67


Theprice of being honest and stopping to deal with your mistake: Priceless.


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Truck Update

Thought I would give a update on the truck since you last saw it. Re-did some paint, some break lines and some steering lines. OH I also created some sideboards and they are blue.DSC04366

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I miss you grandpa…


I miss learning how to drive with you. I miss weeks on the Island. I miss your storiesabout goats. I miss your songs. I miss you and grandma taking us to town. I just wantedto be greedy and have some more time – I don't miss cancer, its a real painin the ass.

I don't pretend this blog makes a difference or anyone actually gets information fromit. However I like to think that somewhere a random person finds it when they aredealing with a problem and I help. Be it with microsoft products, security issues,goat care, …life. I like to think that I know it all – but I don't.

I do know that the only way you can ever take away the pain of death is to know thatif you trust in God - that one day when your cancer comes, you can bewith your family once again. If God isnt your thing, I cant express how importantit is to just call your loved ones, and remind them that you care, because the clockof life isnt yours to wind.

I love you grandma and grandpa’s and Kathleen and I will see you soon.

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airports and united suckage

as I wait for my flight today in KCMO international – possibly the lamest internationalairport as they lock you in the gate and you cant walk around, the only food is froma crappy little cart. I got here early because I didn't wake up for the extra earlyflight home. of course my flight is booked because of people missing the early earlyflight due to the time change today. Which makes me pissed as that flight was empty.

So brings me to my current flight, my lovely company buys the cheapest crap ticketsthey can off ebay or whatever and then shoves me in a center seat. seriously wtf.So I ask to move to a isle,

sir that will be 39.99. well all we have is our extra-class seats left. United hereis a google hit for united sucks. its only 130 for a first class upgrade why the hellwould I pay 40 bucks for a crappy in front of the engine seat?

To get on to my airport security lameness, I fly quite regular normally once a monthsomewhere so I consider my self a veteran flyer – I do not take my liquids outof my bag EVER its a dumb security attempt to further make flying a pain. SomethingI have noticed lately when I arrive into security early or real late. People actuallylook at the security scan on the xray. If you fly normal times no one cares what youhave in your bag I obviously fly with a TON of electronics only if I arrive into securityin a slow time do people even give it a thought. Today I arrived extra early becauseI had nothing else to do…(hence the non nerdy blog) They gave me crap aboutmy toothpaste and such telling me I need to take it out. I stared at him and saidOK, then he said seriously you need to, I said well I will next time. No I wont. Iwill just let them take the time to search thru my dirty underware. and think to myself as he tells me “you know if you would have taken this out it would be alot faster” no …no I dont think it would Im still stuck here, this wayI at least get to air out my undies so they dont stink so bad when I get home.

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I cant stab you with a spoon

I am eating dinner in denver international. First RANT ATT why the heck cant you get3G working in a airport seriously that isnt even acceptable….

As I munch away on my burger I cant help but notice something funny, I only have areal fork. The spoon and knife are plastic. Why the spoon? Can I easily pry somethingwith a spoon? and what is to stop me from bringing my own spoon thru security. sigh…

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big ass empty mall

Today I had some free time and got lost in Kansas City – I found this bigass mall which is empty its crazy to seeall the property that is vacant. Seriously you cant really imagine the scale of this thing and then see it all empty with trash all over. Its surreal.

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