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I was looking to fix toe-in on a new drag link I just put in the truck, while typingthis list came on google suggest.

Obviously my first click was the pregnant one, no didnt find any good videos but didfind some funny quotes

"Are you or your partner regularly exposed to hazardous substances in the workplace?You may need to consider a job change or job modification before you start your family.Certain substances can affect both the quality of sperm and the development of theembryo. "

"Make your vaginal environment as sperm-friendly as possible. Avoid vaginal spraysand scented tampons (which can cause a pH imbalance in your vagina); artificial lubricants,vegetable oils, and glycerin (because they can kill off sperm);"

uhmm did they just say vegetable oil? I would be one surprised vegetable after thatexperience!

so after that I clicked the next logical link after trying to find out how to makebabies was find someone to make a baby with - "how to get a girl to like you".. .I'mstill working on this one with katie

the best quote I had here was this.

"Here's some help coming from a girl's POV. If you've noticed that she has graduallybegan to get closer to you, ex: sitting with you at lunch, talking with you more,asking if you want to go do something, or hanging from a tree by herself out sideyour window. she may squawk like a monkey at first. but dont worry, its just a phase."

I can tell you readers . its not a phase my monkey.. .I mean wife, just went on aboutsomething something, money something, where are you! something, look at me when Isquawk at you!

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busy weekend!

here is what I did with this nice weather. 12 hours days of solid work..

  • put the side walls back on my truck (the blue 2x4's)
  • took 4 loads to the dump consisting of yard debris total 2,120lbs cost $74
  • moved the camper to a flat out of the way spot in the yard
    • broke a camper jack
      • fixed a camper jack
    • ran out of hydraulic fluid on another jack
      • Katie got more
    • finally moved camper
  • mowed and weed-wacked
  • cleaned up neighbor hood trash
  • finished painting and hole filling in truck interior
  • fixed a oil issue in truck
  • washed car
  • fixed my old dipole rebuilt it with 2.0 plans
  • put new "antenna hole" in wall of basement as I now have more antennas
  • cleaned deck
  • put seed in lawn
  • put out bug killer dust
  • cleaned shed out
  • chatted with multiple neighbors, I will give one a gas tank and one might get me a50ft tower!
  • consulted Tracy about tree removal
  • removed ~1 cord of wood with Tracy from back yard
  • waxed car
  • cut down a dead bush for neighbor
  • watched Tracy sharpen my chain saws
  • Cleaned BBQ
    • made sausages with cream cheese
  • complained to Katie
  • looked around shopping area for people with signatures for legalize marijuana (didntfind any)

all in all a productive weekend. I am pooped! I cant wait for the next sunny weekend.Chores are all over, still have to clean gutters fix faucets build Katie a gardenremove a stump down some trees build a few retaining walls fix tie rods, replace someUjoints and ball joints get a 80m dipole working kill blackberries. burn something.

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a day late to the game

I signed up for a Pandora account about 3 yearsago, today was the first day I ever logged in and listened to music. I typed in Weezer,and went from there - every song after that for the next 2 hours was music I love.Now if they could only figure out how to put this in my car. Or make XM radio havetechnology like this. Oh well back to XM, but I will have a guilty pleasure of 40hours of free Kelly Radio every now and then!

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ARRG Pirates Upgrade to 3G and all is lost

what happens when pirates use this page? LiveShip Map I personally think this is the coolest thing I have seen the use of googlemaps for. I find my self watching ship movement way too much.

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Inaugural Camping Outing

This last weekend went out camping with the in-laws. It was the first trip with thenew truck and camper. I am happy to report that the only issue was 1.5 leaks in thecamper. Since it was raining 80% of the time we were out in the woods and this wasmy very first experience with all of it. I say that is very good!

truck&camper Thecamping was good and I cant wait for more, I did get some contacts in on 20 and 40meters on my portableham radio setup that was fun. I do have some work that is needed there however..antenna and such need some planning to better make it work with the camper. All inall it appears if it was a good trip I still haven't gone over the truck to look forany wear or leaking etc issues. But haven't noticed it yet.

ham&campmakingsome PSK31 QSO's with coco and a camper!

I did pick up 4 hydraulic camper jacks off of Craig's list two of them are bad butI only paid $20 bucks for the set, I replaced my two screw jacks today as well. thiswill significantly improve the load/unload time of the camper, also helps with onsite camping stability. I am excited. - I also updated my flikr withsome other pictures.

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spam bot fun

Last week I had a MSN IM bot hit me to try and click on a link, I had some fun with it...

Diana says:
Kelly says:
 who this?
Diana says:
 Sorry to add you like this. My name is Diana
 I am the ex of someone you have on MSN
Kelly says:
 how else do you add people
 I bet you are
 do you need money
Diana says:
 He dared to cheat on me so I'm adding all of his contacts to show them the Xvideos we made together
Kelly says:
 Im sure you are
 give me a link
 so I can click it
Diana says:
 You can see them on www.xxxxxxxxxx
Kelly says:
 oh thats nice
 you are fat
Diana says:
 It's free but you have to confirm you're at least 18
Kelly says:
 I run Linux
 your site said cant load
Diana says:
 I am Diana...I took your address on my ex's MSN
Kelly says:
 can you help me compile flash so that I can run your sexxy time?
 you said that
Diana says:
 don't give this link to anyone please www.xxxxxxxxxxx
Kelly says:
 your a limited bot
 tell me more
Diana says:
 your mom
Kelly says:
 go on
 your turning me on
Diana says:
 crap, my sister blocked me on MSN lol. I went to www.xxxxxxxxxxxxx.xx to findout
Kelly says:
 I might click on the link
Diana says:
Kelly says:
 I need a funny one
Diana says:
 my mom doesn't want me to.
Kelly says:
 you live with your mom
 are you 18?
Diana says:
 I'm from Kansas City but I like to travel 
Diana says:
 I wont talk dirty with you before you confirm  that you are an adult
Kelly says:
 would you travel to me?
 give me a test
 something only someone that is 18 would know
 like the old xxx video games
Diana says:
 I'm 19
Kelly says:
 you know, what was the 4th president
Diana says:
 I love painting. I do abstract art
Kelly says:
 questions like that
 whew your 19
 that means we can have children
Diana says:
 I love making movies lol.  I'm born to be a star  
Kelly says:
 Im thinking 11
 a star?
 why are you wasting time on IM?
 what type of art? I spray paint buildings that dont belong to me 
Kelly says:
 did I make you run out of things to say?
 dont leave me
 I almost clicked your link
 come back
 habla espanol?
 me gusta leche
 how about french?
 you left me
 I hope you log this somewhere
 I thought the linux joke was funny
 I will need to block your account in
Diana says:
 if you block me, I'll tell your friend
Kelly says:
 whew your back
 it must have been the block keyword
 what else is keywords
 who is my friend
 do you need money
 I can wire you a check
 I have 100000000 american dollars I need to send to someone
 Im glad you use good grammer
 you must be an american bot
Diana says:
 very well, you?
Kelly says:
 that is a question to my preposition
 and after my good grammer comment
 you suck balls bot
 no balls keyword
 I will leave this open for a bit
 I lost interest for now
Diana says:
 Nothing, but what can you offer me?
Kelly says:
 I will go back to trying to get flash to work on ubuntu
 I said I can offer you 10000000000 USD
 for instant transfer
 but I need a picture first
Diana says:
 I have a few on www.xxxxxxxx
Kelly says:
 haha clever bot
 your ugly
 Im sure it wasnt you
 DUDE you TOTALLY h4x0r3d my XP!
 that isnt cool
 my right click isnt working
 did you do that
 and someone changed my wallpaper to david hasselhoff
 I thought you were a chick
 im only into chicks
 Im watching live bareback riding, ... that turn you on
Diana says:
 of course!
Kelly says:
 haha another key word
 what else can I get out of you you hussy
 you put up so easy
 this virus sucks
 now all my websites are going to
 you ever listen to the country song all my X's live in texas
Diana says:
 I'm an hardcore Avril Lavigne fan lol! About you?
Kelly says:
 Im more into the cyrus girl
Diana says:
 I'm 5'8" and weigh 136lbs
Kelly says:
 that is way over the BMI for your age
 you need less of the bottom of the pyramid (food)
 stick to the veggies and eggs
 so lets recap
 your short and thick, live at home a divorce
 your a real prize
 and you live in the middle of nowhere
 if you had a webcam
Diana says:
 no cam sorry
Kelly says:
 this is a fun game
 better then sexting

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no more goats

The goats have moved on to greener pastures.


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where did go?

I didn't get hacked in the modern sense. someone drove over the phone box and hacked up some lines.

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what the hell


What the Hell…

Fox News = WTF

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things around the n’hood

So today I worked from home for various reasons and here is a account of my day…

1) The neighbors dog can jump over a 6 foot fence. Into my yard with the goats. Iwas also told after this happened that the dog has the ability to walk along the topof the fence like a cat. They call him trapeze dog.

2) Goats take no crap from a dog in the food area. After #1 the goats charged andtried to ram the dog. haha Goats 1 dog 0

3) Two kids in the area skateboard every day, today I heard them yell out “dudewe are totally going to my house to have some pizza and mountain dew” ahh tobe in high school again…

4) I was able to make a QRP QSO with a guy on top of Mt.Si that was cool

5) My fear of owning goats happened today, …they got free. We had to chaseafter them. I left the gate open, but they have now had a taste of free range andthey want more.

I also washed the pickup, which hasnt been done in 5 years it was a mess. But I didget REAL photos of it online 1974 F250 CamperSpecial

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